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18: 26 - The Thrill of T-shirts

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Written by: Dee4leeds

Remember this?

That's right, we have a store!

We knew what you thought. "Who would willfully buy one of these?" To be honest, we thought the exact same thing. That was until this happened...



...That's right. We sold one. And I think we can all agree that we couldn't ask for more eye candy to promote the Three Rs. (Well maybe, me...) Of course we was quick to praise him and dedicate this post to him. Google Bless You Oddy.

We decided that it was only fair that he got his own message across. Instead of making quotes up. So we interviewed him.

Dee: Hello.
Oddy: Hello.
Dee: Nice T-shirt
Oddy: Thanks. Thanks to you.
Dee: What enticed you to buy such a sex worthy t-shirt?
Oddy: It qualifies as a nerd shirt. And it's cheap. I recommend one.
Dee: HEY! The Three Rs is much more than a nerd place selling t-shirts for lonely nerds.
Oddy: But it feels like Scott is giving me a large satirical hug all day long! Plus it's a good conversation starter.
Dee: Yes the shirts are rather cuddly.
Oddy: I'll say.
Dee: Question-
Oddy: Tell me what you think about me.
Dee: Ahum.
Oddy: Sorry.
[A bunch of "Smoking Hot Slaming McFitties" walk past the room and instantly want Oddy for his t-shirt.]
Oddy: That is what usually happens when I wear this t-shirt.
Dee: Doesn't always attract females with mine.
Oddy: That's because of the hair.
Dee: HEY! ...shut up.
Jack: Can I have one too?

(Dramatisation, may not of happened.)

Basically the moral of this story is that if you buy Three Rs Merchandise, you WILL get all the girls...



...or guys.

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